This weekend in theaters, by which I mean your grimy laptop: Angel Rock in the most absurd ripped-from-the-movie-poster marketing scheme since Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. But as I said, it has Angel Rock, so I’ll ignore the fact that it sounds like a joke porn from 30 Rock. Because Angel Rock is so insanely hot you’d think it wouldn’t be possible for him to have such a massive cock as well. Hmmm. Maybe there is witchcraft a foot.
Yes, the studio that brought you Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls just debuted @ Hansel & Gretel: The Cum Witch According to the press release: